Esta musica foi uma sátira criada e cantada pelos comediantes do Monty Python, em que contam supostos vícios etílicos de filósofos famosos. No vídeo abaixo, os três atores representam professores australianos, todos chamados Bruce, do Departamento de Filosofia da imaginaria Universidade Woolloommoolloo. Uma das piadas contadas antes da musica tem a famosa "beber cerveja americana é como fazer sexo numa canoa: você esta muito perto da água!".
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
Tradução livre:
Immanuel Kant foi
um bêbado desprezível
que raramente
estava sóbrio.
Heidegger,
Heidegger era um mendigo embriagado,
A “pensar”
sempre embaixo de uma mesa.
David Hume
poderia consumir mais que
Wilhelm Friedrich
Hegel,
E Wittgenstein
era um porco bebum
Que vivia tão
chapado quanto Schlegel.
Não havia nada
que Nietzsche não poderia te ensinar
Sobre o
levantamento de copo (um trocadilho de masturbação).
O próprio
Sócrates estava permanentemente de porre.
John Stuart Mill,
usando o seu livre arbítrio,
Depois de uma
caneca de shandy já ficava mal.
Platão, como
dizem, poderia se manter
com a metade de
uma caixa de uísque todos os dias!
Aristóteles,
Aristóteles fazia sodomia por uma garrafa,
E Hobbes era
apaixonado pelo gole.
René Descartes
era um pinguço peidorreiro,
"Bebo, logo
existo".
Sim, o próprio
Sócrates vivia particularmente perdido;
Um pensador
adorável, mas um pederasta quando bebum.
